You would be Miss Valve, because I'd tap you all night.

Thats hilarious, anyone got any more?

I thought of texting you
"good morning, I can’t sleep"
and then I remembered
that you are on a journey
which I am not a part of
and that’s okay
good morning
I can’t sleep

(Source: balsambreath, via lilyskinned)


I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

(Source: cumfort, via the-wonderful-past-year)

"I was behind her, against her, moving in her with firm rhythm, taking her. She was mine. Then I breathed the words into her neck and she did something, I don’t know what. Maybe she spread her legs slightly wider, or altered the angle of her hips, but through some feminine magic my cock was suddenly deeper, a fraction of an inch that felt like infinity. I held myself there. I was perfect and I was home and the world could have ended at that moment."